A fork of Rural Dictionary
Physical blow to the male groin
Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch
This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.
Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?
stringing a rooster up by it's feet and using it for a speed bag
it's how they used to train for a bare-knuckles boxing match in the nether regions of hillbilly hell
When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.
Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse? Xkiera: It's called a cock punch. LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.
A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.
He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch
Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.
Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch. Timmy2: What's that? Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt. Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.