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Crag

A cum rag that you ejaculate in to.

Dammit I forgot to cum in my Crag, I came on your face in stead.

by brett m November 16, 2006

Crag

Noun. A shortened version of cunt rag. An know it all obnoxious female co-worker who is heinous in appearance and has an even shittier personality.

Eliana was such a crag when she wouldn't trade training session times at work with me today.

by Cragdaddy October 27, 2015

Crag

The craziest of crazy, yet really awesome. If you are called crag, you should be proud. The word crag became popular when a person wrote "cray cray" but had terrible handwriting and made it look like "crag crag"

"Hey Ash! Your hair looks crag today."
"I couldn't tame it bro!"

by Ashy Boi January 30, 2014

Crag

Crag - Goat lover

Crag loves goats

by 5|<1n% June 23, 2003

Crag

Crag. A faggot.

Crag you retarded faggot.

by 5|<1n% June 23, 2003

Crag

The feeling of slight mental retardation after smoking marijuana. Consciously making retarded decisions while under the influence of cannabis.

Also: cragged

Guy #1 "He just handed the Burger King guy a $100 bill laughed about the color green...blazing was an excellent choice."
Guy #2 " Dude! He's cragged!"

by tnuz March 14, 2011

Crag

Crag - C-R-A-G - Also see "Stupid" "Morron" "Dumbfuck" "Goatse"

Duuuuuuuuuurrrrhhh

by dgsd October 16, 2003