A fork of Rural Dictionary
combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.
My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.
Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.
That chick is crunkled.
A Crazy Drunk Uncle...which everyone has.
Who's the douchebag pissing in the corner? Oh that's just Nicks' crunkle.
A creepy uncle, the kind who hits on friends of his niece
Emma limited her Crunkle's access to her facebook page because she knew he would only use it check out her hottie college friends.
a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$
i would like a crunkle kick please