Country Dictionary

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

crumbled, crinkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

Like a crinkle except in a deeper pitch.

The thin fiberglass crunkled as we took it off the roof.