A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.
Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!
Dried up shit that hangs on to the hair of the ass.
Kate: Hey Josh, I see a dingle berry hanging out of your ass. Josh: Be a good friend and get that for me.
Nickname for two turds who spend a lot of time together. Typically at work or school.
There goes dingle-berry fucking things up again.
A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
A serious case of cling-ons that can give you serious bacon strips in your undies.
These dingle berries are not for eating!
a dried piece of fecal matter clinging to the hairs around your anus.
Small cruds that dangle from hair around anus if you don't wipe or shower well.
I had a hard time removing a dingle berry this morning.