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The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

egg roll

An asian penis; Normally small penis (most asians have small penis')

JomesZ has a wrinkly eggroll; For a japanese man i've never seen such a huge egg roll!

by smoogrish December 17, 2006

Egg rolls

To be a creepy old man that measures young girls thighs and "lifts" with young girls.

look at egg rolls over there lifting with stick

by Gegangen January 23, 2015

Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Egg Roll Eyes

A Phrase to describe those Yellow Fellows in Asian countries, Eyes

She had a Pair of "Egg Roll Eyes" that you could Blindfold with a Shoe Lace..

by Bupp&Zeider March 06, 2022

egg roll dagger

Egg roll daggers were the weapon of choice for the original Yellow Ranger from The Power Rangers. The Yellow Ranger dual-wielded these during hand-to-hand combat against many enemies throughout the series.

Egg roll daggers $2.99!!!

by Iamsiam23xc September 12, 2007

egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.

Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.

by Adolf Tojo February 02, 2016