A fork of Rural Dictionary
A wild untamed beast who roams the open fields. They eat animals such as sharks but they were stupid enough to migrate to the open fields. They resort to gnawing on humans. Their scientific name is enoeiesstuepeds.
Person 1: Why is this Enoch biting my leg?
Person 2: I dunno just slap it or something.
Person 1: I think I just killed it.
Enoch is a cute and heart warming person. He is the president of the P.U.M in the school and always there to "spon" you and your friends. He plays guitar well and watches a lot of anime. But enoch is a short person and is afraid of any ghost game. Espacially the game "Mimic" on Roblox. He is a cat person and he has a lot of dogs. He is also smart and goodlooking. Any girls out there should find yourself a ENOCH. Our enoch is still single though. Anyone interested?
Girl: "Hi Enoch, would you like to go out for lunch today?"
Enoch: " Ummm, okay..?"
Girl: "SWEET! Your mine now"
Enoch was the name of the legendary First City in the mythology of Vampire: The Masquerade, a pen and paper role-playing game series created by White Wolf. It was a city where Kindred (vampires) and Kine (humans) coexisted in relative peace. It was said to have been founded by Caine, the First Vampire; the very same Caine from the Bible who was cursed by God for the murder of his brother, Abel.
Caine gathered all his spawn and in turn they gathered their spawn and together they constructed Enoch. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. In time the fueds of the Kindred within Enoch became too great, and the city crumbled as a result of their battles. While some belive that it may have been a natural disaster or a spurned childe's (the term used for a Kindred's spawn. Plural childer) vengeful sorcery. No matter what caused the fall of Enoch, Caine and the three vampires that were his first childer vanished, never to be seen again........
Enoch, the city of legend where the living and dead lived together.
the most cringe person you know, Enoch is almost certainly a Soundcloud rapper and a raging manlet. if you see one in the wild do the kindest thing and stick him on a train to Milton Keynes
hey have you seen Enoch’s Ed Sheeran cover?
no is it good?
no
An inbred. Someone who results from incest. It's a reference to the Abrahamic story of Enoch, the son of Cain and Awan (brothers and sisters) who married and produced him.
"I'm going to have to share a bed with my sister tonight coz theres a visitor in my room right now"
"Okay, but make sure you don't produce an Enoch with her okay?"