Country Dictionary

1. A cat. 2. A stupid person.

I'm going to pet my fef. Quit being such a fef.

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone. Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?" "I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

FEF is a word/number/letter that is used when you don’t know what word or number you’re trying to come up with. It’s used in the Smosh Live: Hangman sketch. It’s also a letter in the Redneck alphabet.

Guy: So how do you spell atrocious again? Guy 2: Uh A-T-R-...fef? Guy: What?

Abbreviation for Female Ejaculatory Fluid.

1. Aw man! I got fef in my hair. 2. I made her fef twice last night! 3. That ride was so Awesome I think I feffed!

Annoyed or in dismay

"Aww, fef, are you joking me?"

fefs is a faroese word for the word: Fupa which stands for Fat Upper Pussy Area, if we translated it to Faroese it would be: Feitt Erva Fisu Stað. And that's why we say Fefs.

Tú hevur eitt lekkurt Fefs, góða. ( in Eng) that's a hot Fupa you have there, sweetie.

Someone (or generally something) that doesn't make sense in the situation whatsoever.

"That's a bunch of fef."