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large floppy breast

One who flops in bed; one who commits that incessant rolling and turning which has been made sharing beds hell for centuries.

Brian- you look like a zombie, did you sleep at all last night??
Grant- No, it turns out my girlfriend's a flopper...

Soccer players looking for a cheap free kick or red card, and fall to the ground at the lightest touch. Quite similar to actions at work with a rival co worker.

" I hate this guy this guy ted at work, he's such a flopper,"
"How?"
"I called him an asshole, and he went to our boss complaining, oh and he likes Portugal too,"
"Figures, floppers stick together."

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Holy crap i got a Flopper in math today

Someone who can't handle their alcohol or drugs and as a result cause a dramatize scene at a party, kickbac, etc....

Dorian: Hey, have you met my flopping ass friend matt?
Philip: the one who we had to carry out of the party last night?
Dorian: yeah
Philip: FLOPPER !

Someone who fails in a sexual encounter to to temporary impotence. Usually due to alcohol or nerves.

Person A: Man, flopped it big time last night
Person B: You flopper.

A saggy breast. Found most commonly on older women or women with very loose skin.

"Look at the flopper's on that lady over there!"

or

"I took her shirt off and she had flopper's"