A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sub-normal human usually devoid of the 21st chromosome, which pretend they are playing a proper guitar, by plugging in a lump of plastic & buttons to their wiitard.
Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.
Ned; "I wan' play wiv da shiny fing."
Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."
When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.
How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.
"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."
Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.
You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."
One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.
Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?
The use of too much or too many guitars.
The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.