A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hannes is handsome and loyal he is also often strong and is a real fighter but he is also very nice and friendly and loves a good party
Hannes is handsome and loyal he is also often strong and is a real fighter but he is also very nice and friendly and loves a good party
A gamer and a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger. He is the sweetest person you could ever have the honour of knowing and is very caring, loving, and kind to the people around him. Hannes is also extremely handsome and cute, so make sure to tell him that when you see him.
0rbita: Hannes is so cool, I really like hanging out with him. I would pay 1 morbillion bucks just to see him. Pistachio: True. He is really sweet and good looking too. I sure am grateful to have a best friend like Hannes. 0rbita: Oh no! Hannes is going goblin mode! XD Pistachio: Wow. He fell off.
Hannes (verb) meaning: 1. Anal leakage. 2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus. 3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself. 4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating. Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy. The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something. A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
Guy1: Do you smell that? What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!?? Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night. Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin Dude2: That is so sick dude!
The name of an asshole, he thinks he is better than everyone else even though he aren't.
Fucking shit hannes! Why are you such an asshole!?