A fork of Rural Dictionary
Surprise adoption.
Adopting a white child surprisingly of of the atreet.
*driving behind desired child*
* grab child*
Mr. Mustache: you've just been adopted.^_^
Or kidnapped depending on how you look at it.
When a person is taken away against there will by a bad or unlawfull person.
There was a small girl riding her bike down the road and a man pulled up beside her in a car and grabs her and pulls her in the car only to take her away and make her do bad things or kill her.So her parents went and told the cops that she was kidnaped.
When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.
Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.
Something you do to little adorable white girls. also big adorable pregnant white women.
it is speculated that black , hispanic, asian and other minorities such as native americans and indians have also been kidnaped but these kind of kidnappings are often ignored by the mass media. Because minorities aren't news.
ex 1
foxs news anchor: and in other news, little maria lopez has been missing for - oh wait a minute, thats not news.
*search search*
oh my BREAKING NEWS lacey peterson is missing!!!! fuck what are you guys still doing watching tv? , GO LOOK FOR HER, gather search parties!
ex2
lets go kidnap some white people.