Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

friend leakage

When info about a friend slips out to another friend with unintended consequences. Typically via social networking sites.

An example of friend leakage: Joe commented on Jane's status: that was a great time last night Judy: WTF, Joe, you and Jane went out last nite!?

by great_write_whale May 13, 2010

scrotal leakage

a condition where your ball sack leaks a bell cheese like substance.

Wow his scrotal leakage is making the shower unbearable.

by jimmy nutsack April 11, 2006

Anal Leakage

When you've just had a really wet shit, and shit-juice starts leaking down your leg

"Hey Jimmy what's on your leg?" "Just some anal leakage"

by Layoffthechesthair October 07, 2011

dick leakage

(n.) the white, sticky substance that drips from the tip of an unerect penis, shortly after a quickie. (Spoolage)

S: "Whats the wet mark on your shorts dude?" C: "Sorry dude, I just had a quickie with J and that's my dick leakage."

by CerSer August 05, 2008

brain leakage

When you have just thought of something completely random and off-topic, and decide to write/draw about that completely random topic.

Man 1: "Hey d00d. Look what I just drew." Man 1: *shows picture of EPYC Randomness. Man 2: d00d, that is just pure brain leakage man. Man 1: I know, right?.

by What is this, I DON'T EVEN.... November 24, 2010

anal leakage

Anal leakage is when your ass tells the press, secrets that the President didn't want made public!

In the news today, a stunning example of anal leakage. The anus of a Whitehouse aid told reporters that the President likes cheap 1 ply toilet paper and cheaper interns.

by Thatguyyouknow March 15, 2006

Anal Leakage

When ur ass leaks, u pretty much crap all over the inside of ur underwear and pants. Its also really messy and is incredibly uncomfortable.

Greg had some bad anal leakage, and he stunk up the whole room. He looked like he was about to cry. His pants were wet in the back and it was disgustingly gross.

by Schmidty0 August 22, 2005