A fork of Rural Dictionary
VERB: to LOA means to visualize a certain outcome or will something to happen. Derived from the Law Of Attraction from the book "The Secret".
I am totally LOAing that hot guy from Friday night to call me.
or
I will LOA a new job for you.
Have you signed up for the LOA with *insert band/celebritiy* for After School Club?
Acronym for 'Little Orphan Annie.' A nickname for a girl that eats a lot in one sitting because she feels deprived of food just like a stereotypical orphan from the movie "Annie." Male version is 'Oliver Twist.'
Omg LOA! Don't worry! You don't need to eat that much food. We'll make sure you have some more later.
Lack of Attention. Used to describe someone that shamelessly screams for attention in a subtle yet obvious way.
"Hey Bryan why didn't you say hi when you met me? I counted the amount of times you ignored me :("
"Bro that's LOA LOL"
Lack of anal. A medical condition in which a female spouse withholds anal sex from her husband, yet taunts him about it. Possibly fatal, definitely frustrating.
I’m suffering from LOA. My wife just won’t give in already. I think I could be dying.