A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis. Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc. Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.
I'm gonna go mong for a bit. He's just been monging about all day. She just mongs all day, never does any work.
Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.
1) You are such a fucking mong.
Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.
Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!
The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
A bunch of guys sitting around a living room: Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes horse) Ian: theyre my sheets, Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.
You are a stupid fucking mong. I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.