Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

milf

making instant lasagne francis

‘please francis, stop
asking what i’m
doing, i just told you i’m milf’

by vacuum cleaner 123 March 22, 2021

Milf

Mother id love (to) FUCK.

Devan andersons mom was SO hot. Shes a deff. milf

by Devan's Mom's P-I-M-P November 12, 2009

milf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"

mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

by J.R. J. December 29, 2003

MILF

Moms I'd Like to Fund

This is the new definition of MILF. It comes from a crypto project on binance smart chain that is focused on charity. A tax is applied on every trade to Fund charities helping Moms and women around the world. Go to milf.finance to learn more about it

I am going to buy some MILF today ! I am going to be a MILFionnaire and also Fund some Moms in the process !

by clemh June 01, 2021

MILF

A super hot mum that you'd like to f**k.

Means:

Mother I'd Like to F**k

Guy 1: Matt's Mum is a total MILF
Every other Guy: Yup...mmm

by Richie Johnson February 08, 2006

MILF

totally what my mom ISNT.

Shay's mom is the farthest thing from a MILF.

by ShayBayy July 23, 2008

Milf to be

A hot pregnant woman.

Dude, that pregnant chick is hot, she is such a milf to be.

by Gin September 21, 2004