A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fuckin' jarhead that loves nothing more than the corps. he thinks, breathes, eats, masterbates to, and shits with the corps always, and i mean ALWAYS on his mind. to him, there is nothing more tasty and more satisfying than devouring a fucking MRE for breakfast. there is nothing more pleasing than the feeling after you complete a fucking 24-hour O-Course pt session with sandbags. motivators are known to enlist for 26-60 year contracts at one time without ever thinking about it twice. they are also known to use the strange, yet amusing "Oo-rah" phrase to acknowledge anything from "yes" and "no" to the common "good morning" and "i understand".
Hey look, there's that fuckin' motivator. I don't believe I've ever seen him wear something that's not Olive Drab Green.
Also known as "MO"tivity. Shortened version of homosexual activity referring to non-sexual out of doors activity. Could be anything from a gay rally to simply holding hands or hugging.
We took a family trip to Disney World and two young gay guys walked by holding hands. My sister says..
"Yo, why they gotta bring their Motivity here."
Having fun and getting pissed at a social gathering.
What's the motive?
A reason why employees across the world don't work any harder. If somebody works as hard as they can, they don't get paid another dime. It's a problem of motivation.
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?