A fork of Rural Dictionary
Found on a woman with excessive sized vagina lips. The man can also use them as leverage will going down on his woman.
Hey bro, did you hear that Sparky grabbed hard onto B's mud flaps last night?
Another word for boobs. Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.
Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that- A Coomer: Me, I call them that. Daniel: What the fuck.
Next, I coated her mud flaps with creme e me, then I passed the fuck out! Bumpin' uglies leads to inflamed mud flaps
Those things behind the wheels a car, so that mud doesn't spatter on the car behind it.
The look preposterous on lowriders.
Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:
Big bottom, Big bottom Talk about mud flaps My gal's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind?