Country Dictionary

When you sit down to take a shit but your penis dips into the last user of the toilets poo

Jimmy (taking his dick out to masturbate on the toilet): Oh fuck, not a poonis again

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs

Beck "Jack is so sexy" Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!" Beck "Eww. Nevermind"

The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.

"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."

A penis which is able to poo.

1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.

person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis

A poonis is a penis which pees out poo.

Guy 1: Did you see that shit that came out of that poonis? Guy 2: Ya that was craaaaaaazy!

On the rare occasion that a person is born with both a vagina (poon) and a penis, they have poonis.

That guy/girl is a poonis.