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ritard

rEtard

Try telling that to Rain Man! He practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ritard!

by jake.herring January 09, 2010

RITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Rochester Institute of Technology.

Some pretty RITarded shit goes down at RIT.

by fjfjfj March 23, 2008

RItard

A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.

Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.

by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006

RITarded

A word used by Rochester Institute of Technology students to describe the delirious state of mind an RIT student encounters when consuming copious amounts of legal and illegal intoxicants, largely through alcohol, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, alleged "red tar" opium and many more used both in single and combined usage.

"Sup biatch, lookin to beat, lets say you and me get RITarded and then fuck nasty in the back of my Alero, sound aight?"

by DZAK47 December 02, 2007

Ritard School

It is a name you call some one who is being a dumb ass and is relatively stupid and ditsy.

Is the sky blue?
Your such a ritard school.

by Banana Phone up the butt December 30, 2009

Ritard

I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.

Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard

Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*

Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*

Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"

Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*

by Ritards Future Father August 04, 2023

Ritard

That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music

Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...

by Gayritard69 March 18, 2021