A fork of Rural Dictionary
Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Rochester Institute of Technology.
Some pretty RITarded shit goes down at RIT.
A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.
Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.