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Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”

i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss

A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.

That guy is a Shmeek.

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

An N-joy vaping product.

Efrain-You wanna hit my N-joy.

Jonah-Yes I would love hit ur shmeek

It means your a cunt in general:)

Your a shmeek