A fork of Rural Dictionary
The unwanted groping of the male genitals.
Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.
To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner. Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream. also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.
#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me." #2 "one good schlap deserves another"
The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs. Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors. 2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face. 3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.
Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum? Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.