Country Dictionary

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs. Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

to say that something slaps or is bangin

wow this music video schlaps

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping,sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight *Yup, I schlapped her real good

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight *Yup, I schlapped her real good

A penis long enough to slap a bitch and make a sound.

Gerbenn used his schlap to slap his ex.

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.