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German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.

"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

Tail

lobster tail

a circumsized penis, raw refers to the look of a bellend with no schmuck

That guy got rabbi'ed so now he has a raw schwanz

A word invented in Austria that only Afghan people can say it can literally mean anything.

That food tasted like Schwanz Mac. Abdul you fucking Schwanz Mac.

A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.

"Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz". "Yeah, he's chody schwanz."

Taken literally, it is the merge of the two words Beaver and Schwanz. Beaver, meaning "the pudenda of a woman"...and Schwanz meaning "male organ of copulation". In an abstract way it could be like the Chinese dualistic philosophy of yin and yang.

This could be a way to describe a She-Male's private parts: "Hey dude, check out his-her sexy Beav-Schwanz." or "This man-woman is suffering from Beav-Schwanz Envy" Abstract Example: "He/She's like my yin to my yang, my 6 to my 9, my Beav-Schwanz..."