Country Dictionary

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis. (like "dick" or "cock" in english) Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it has found its way into the american slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

a man's penis; also see root.

Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!

German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.

"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation.... like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much' ...'just got back from skiing in france' 'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'

The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.

Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz? Friend_2: I haven't seen him around. Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him _or_ Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted

Someone unworthy of being called anything else.

That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.