Country Dictionary

To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.

"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"

literally just a mixture of a shmuck and a neek

friend: omg timothy u shmeek, that’s not the right way!

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”

i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

An N-joy vaping product.

Efrain-You wanna hit my N-joy.

Jonah-Yes I would love hit ur shmeek

It means your a cunt in general:)

Your a shmeek