Country Dictionary

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

When a queef and skeet happen simultaneously

Me and my girl skeefed the last night

Commonly associated with the dirty little town of Keighley- the term Skeef applies to its foulest residents (99% of the population). The term can however apply to any number of people generally called chavs, kevs etc. For some reason the term doesn't seem to spread further away from Keighley than the nearest couple of towns. This is possibly because no one from outside the area has seen a Skeef. This simple cratures become easily confused when they get further from Keighley than the catchment area of the 662 bus route.

Skeef- a dirty trappy type who's hobbies include fighting, drinking, then fighting again.

To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.

A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?" B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!" A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"

Skeet Flavored Reefer

Garth skeeted in the bong then everyone had to smoke skeef.

Mainly used by highschool girls with giant boobs. yeah, you know who im talking about

I tots deff skeefed her chapstick RIGHT out of her purse

To take something miniscule without asking permission from a close friend or acquaintance.

Meeting your roommate at the bar... Roommate: Sup bro? You: Nm hbu? Roommate: Wanna shot dude? You: Oh Fa show.....BTW I had to skeef some gel so we be looking crispy in the club. Getting more tomorrow. Roommate: Its chill. I ate your frozen pizzas when I blacked out last night. I'll buy more.