A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.
Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.
A wet throbbing cunt. Vagina. Fanny. Slot.
Get your ugly little tongue up my slimey pocket and make me spaff cottage cheese down your skinny little throat.
When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar
Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip
What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.
Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel
When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss
My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd