Country Dictionary

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle. OR........... You can just say I see a smeagle.

Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.

"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.

Parry got Smeagled!