A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.
Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.
to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.
Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.
To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.
I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled. Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!