Country Dictionary

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.

"While hiking through the woods this morning, I stepped on a snorf."

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"

Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."

"She snorfed until her nose bled."

"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."

"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."

A made up word that Lifering used in Inanimate Insanity Invitational episode 10

Manhaters, and what do they do, they snorf!

Person who sniffs bicycle seats

That guy is a Snorf, he was always smelling random bicycle seats at the commons in school.