A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg
" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".
The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.
Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!
Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!
The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.
I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.
A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.
"So how's that new girl?"
"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."
The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.
"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.
"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."
"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"