A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.
"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.
I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know
used to describe something absolutely marvellous.
that was so WHOOPSEY SPLUNKERS!
One who enjoys giving in the sport of anal sex.
Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time