A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.
Person who has an incestuous sexual relationship. From the cartoon characters in South Park, Terrence and Phillip, who sang Uncle Fucka.
I think Rosa is a T/P. She seems to have a lot of skeletons in her closet.
While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.
Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!
The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.
She gave me the T-P treatment on the first date.
I need a definition here.
From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"