A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time. 2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina. Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree." "oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious" -Lady GaGa
Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.
Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.
When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
dude i totally got christmas treed last night.
To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."
A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.
If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.