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Golden Arches

1. The global fast food chain that also has tremendous property holdings.
2. A pun on them - their fries when eaten in significant quantities make your shit turn gold - so your ass turns into the golden arches when they are on the way out
3. In sex - when two people urinate on one person

1. "I just smoked a huge joint, time to go to the Golden Arches"
2. "Man, after the bar I went to the Golden Arches and the next day I had to deal with the Golden Arches."
3. "..."

by Shekky O'Hare McBeeferson November 03, 2008

Golden Arches

When you and your homie lay down head to head and piss into each other mouths, thus creating the Golden Arches.

Man 1: Billy said him and is homie we’re doing Golden Arches last night, he’s almost able to swallow it all in one go.
Man 2: Pft, I’m able to swallow more than him, and he’s supposed to be the ‘big mouthed’ one.

by LittleDickTimothy September 09, 2019

the golden arches

mcdonalds;mickey d's

i had lunch under the golden arches today

by jessica January 28, 2004

golden arches

When a girl's g-string is showing above the top of her pants, for example when she bends over or crouches down low.

good code word for perving with the lads...

Golden Arches

What your coronary arteries turn into after 30+ years of Mickey-D's.

Jack: Look at that fatso under the fake azaleas!
Jill: Yeah, he's really taken the Golden Arches to heart.

by squamouscell January 05, 2011

Golden Arch

When a human male holds his penis upward and starts to piss, making an arch, yellow in color.

do a Golden arch

by Qbou3mT January 26, 2015

golden arches

when a girl got some tig ol bitties...u call her Mickey D's.

"Yo, that girl had her golden arches all up im my face..she had me craven McDonalds"

by Karen Amber Sims March 24, 2007