Country Dictionary

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mucke

the gunk that builds up in a female's vagina if she hasn't cleaned herself in a while. Very common if she's spent several days out in the field during Military training.

Guy1: Dude, that blonde chick just winked at me!

Guy2: Well, we have a couple hours off...and there are some private bushes over there...you gonna go for it?

Guy1: Nah, we've been in the field for two days. That's a lotta mucke in there.

Guy2: I just threw up in my mouth a little.

by cuppers April 24, 2010

mucked

In web forums - to be scooped in the presentation of a story or topical news item.

MobyDick posted it here first -- I've been mucked!

by Anonymous July 15, 2004

Muck

Food, usually the type you eat when you're stoned.

Yo, let's go get some muck im fuckin ripped

by ohnostoned November 29, 2010

mucked

getting pwnd, owned, murdered, hammered, killed, insulted, etc.

Dude, that kid just got mucked !

by Stewmister6170 October 07, 2010

Mucking

Doing something with aggression like eating.

I mucked that buffet....
Mucking down a sloppy joe right now text me later.

by flabberdoodle June 12, 2011

mucked

when you mess up something so horribly

"You mucked it James" Oliver said

by Kelmox July 06, 2020

Mucked

Being or getting fucked up.

I'm gonna get so mucked tonight!

by treeman_ April 29, 2019