A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice
"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."
Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.
–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.
when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
to be fucked by horrible traffic.
Christina was TRAFFUCKED this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.
Careless drivers on the road who make poor judgements behind the wheel that put others at risk of endangerment, ultimately pissing people off and causing them to be hated or flipped the bird.
Did you see that stupid traffucker?!! They almost just caused a pile up!
The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.
"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."
getting it on while stuck is traffic
Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.