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When your penis is in an intermediary state between erection and no erection.
This morning I didn't wake up with my usual morning wood, but with a wobbler. He was jumping all over the place when I got out of bed.
One who enjoys listening to Dubstep/Filthstep.
Ever since dubstep blew my sub-woofer and raped my ears, I've been a wobbler.
British term for the human penis.
Blimey, Nev has a ginormous wobbler!
A person exhibiting the effects of extreme intoxication.
Look at that guy at the end of the bar, he's a wobbler.
Wobbler is cobbler with weed baked into it (weed+cobbler = wobbler), much like "special brownies", but fruitier and more delicious depending on your dessert preference.
Stoner 1: "Hey, man, you want to come over? Stacey's making cobbler! With weed!"
Stoner 2: "Oh, you mean wobbler? Fuck yeah! I'm there!"