A fork of Rural Dictionary
A drunk , little person in a turkey costume.
Dude, I've seen some funny stuff today, but that wobbler heading for the door takes the cake ! He could barely walk !
Big bouncy boobs walking down the street.
Craig 'wow that birds got big wobblers, imagine those in your face'
A scantily-clad dressed woman, very under the influence or drunk, and cannot maintain balance while walking. Often seen wearing short skirts and high-heels with her knees about to buckle and also yelling "Woo-hoo!". These characters are often found in your local bar on a Friday or Saturday night 10pm.
Dude #1: "Hey, look at that tramp over there. She looks like she's about to bust her ass in those heels"
Dude #2: "Ugh, poor Wobbler....."
A humanoid creature found in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS). Wobblers have existed since the dawn of time. Wobblers can be red or blue. Wobblers have no facial features, other than two googly eyes. Red and blue wobblers have a big rivalry, and will try to murder each other. Wobblers do not speak English, they instead speak gibberish, or just yell.
These two wobblers are really strong, I wonder who will win in the battle.