A fork of Rural Dictionary
"dude did he just fart?"
"no that was no fart, that came from his front side."
" Bliff!"
When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.
'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
Bliff is just when you shit on the floor, pick it up, and smeer across the wall. The ultimate form of art.
Sophie Bliffed the kitchen wall. Or, Yo Dude ya wanna go Bliff the museum lobby?