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Blue Waffle

It appears to be an STI/STD on and in the vaginal region. This disease/infection is fictional and overly exaggerated vaginal infection (vaginitis). Images of the disease popped up on the internet on 03/18/10. The image created false concerns and misled people on the subject of vaginitis. No medical professional has provided proof for the existence of this disease/infection. The images of the disease have not yet been hosted by any medical site (legitimate). The individuals who allegedly had this ailment have not come out publicly. Which means the images were fabricated in photoshop. The images mislead uninformed, young, and naive members of the population; causing some to be too scared to engage in sexual activity. If you're 30+ and believe in this hoax...tie your tubes or get your self snipped. The actual condition (vaginitis) causes; excessive itching, inflammation abnormal discharge, a burning sensation in the vulva. A women gets infected with vaginitis due to stress, poor diet, douching, unprotected sex, spermicidal lubricant, insufficient lubrication during intercourse, using unsanitary/unclean instruments for masturbation, or switching sexual partners within a twelve month period. This condition usually clears on its own, but antibiotics can be obtained to control the bacterial growth. It does not lead to anything resembling the fabled 'blue waffle'.

John: "Oh shit did you hear?!" Andrea: "What?" John: "Suzie has blue waffle! She's a total slut!" Andrea: "Or you're an idiot... She had vaginitis from douching you stupid twat. And besides it doesn't exist in any LEGIT medical publication." John: "How would you know?!" Andrea: "I actually graduated med school."

by Someone who has degrees... November 28, 2010

blue waffle

a waffle that is blue

Joe:"hey those waffles are blue" Frank:"yes they are" Joe:"i guess we could call them blue waffles"

by electric bananna symphony December 04, 2010

Blue Waffle

Dude... just look it up.

No seriously there's no explaing that shit just look it up (Blue Waffle)

by kjb_ii April 05, 2017

Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.

Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer? Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it! Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011

Blue waffle

Don’t ever ever search it Just please don’t do it

Hey have you seen blue waffle cause you’ll be scared for your life

by Nobodylikesme November 29, 2018

blue waffle

something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life! it will scar you forever

i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky i was scarred for life and never used google again im a bing person now

by Poopy Pingu May 02, 2010

Blue Waffle

When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.

"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."

by VampGurl08 April 11, 2016