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A mentally retarded person.

Hey man, look at those bobes.....

when completing acts of shear stupidity , leading others to believe you are mentally disabled.

Person 1 : "that exam was so hard. how did you find it?"

Person 2 : "same. I pure bobed it!"

In short, breasts.

"ey babe i likes ur bobes"

fellatio, also known as a 'blowjob'

"Man, I had to pull a Stamos slap last night on this hot ho who was giving me the bobe."

"This girl's all over my nuts, she doesn't stop trying to bobe me up!"

Generally, a severely holiday decorated house. (Usually including a vast array of twinkle - aka Christmas - lights, but also known to have inflatable characters.)

"That house is incredibly bobed." "That tree is dipped in bobe."

A man being down bad after recieving an incredibly harsh yet realistically meaningless rejection,often resulting in depression or drug use

Aw man, jeff really got bobesed.
Dang jeff, you pulled a bobes.
Oh man you took one hell of a bobesing huh

The cutest cutie to ever cutely exist in the cutest history of this cute planet.

Bobe is cute af