A fork of Rural Dictionary
describing ones anus, UK 'posh joke slang'
'Bovril' is hot brown coloured savoury beef type beverage drink, made from a spoonful of very thick poo like substance that comes in jars...called Bovril
you should know what a Boulevard is...
I'm not gay, but i luv it when my girlfriend slips me the finger up the 'Bovril Boulevard' when i'm just about to cum...
Brown stains left down the back of underpants after a badly wiped crap, in other words skidmarks.
MUM: Ya ought ta learn ta wipe yer arse better, Bruno. Ya left a serious bovril barcode on yer white pants.
Someone,(male or female)who prefers to give anal sex, someone who likes to stick it up theBovril Hole. A 'Butt-hole surfer'. A person who likes to insert objects or penis up anothers rectal passage.
He'd shagged so many arses, he was the biggest 'Bovril Basher' in town. He had no interest in the 'furry kipper' ...he was more of a Bovril Basher.
Bumhole, ritter, poo-chute, sherrifs badge, rusty bullet hole.
In short, its another world for your anus.
Eeeeeeeeeeeh. the dirty little bitch let me lick her bovril spot.
When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.
Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment
Rusty Water, Fizzy Gravy 'sans' fizz.
A hot, meaty smelling liquid bowel movement, usually experienced the day after a lukewarm steak bake from Greggs.
"Bloody hell, Susan. I wish I hadn't had that dodgy meat pie on the way home from the petrol station last night. My arse has been streaming botty bovril almost non stop since 5 this morning. My legs are numb."
I've got a right Bovril Bullet Hole going on at the moment