A fork of Rural Dictionary
to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.
Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.
Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.
i did your mum up the ritter last night...
that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
A back and forth conversation (created by NBA Legend Kevin Garnett)
The ritter im hearing from that room seems intriguing
1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens
2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."
Commonly found in the parking lots of small towns in Utah. Driving lifted trucks that barely run, listening to country, wearing camo every day, and rolling coal, these people are mentally slow and all around idiots.
Watch out for the ritters after dark!