A fork of Rural Dictionary
THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS
I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !
a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use? guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap. guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises guy 2: nice
Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge
After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!
The fecal residue left on your fingers and in between your nails after anally fingering your partner.
Chris definitely fingered his girlfriend's butt, he still has brown cheeto fingers.
When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers
Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.
Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.
Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend.... Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!