A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chinchilla I'd like to fuck
That chinchilla is so cute and hott, its such a chilf
A Chilf is a small boy or girl born to a couple out of wedlock on a boozey night - i.e. never actually knowing each other, meeting while both drunk, then 9 months later - yeah you guessed it a CHILF is born!
Oh my god look at that semi compressed weaver chilf in the road!
A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".
If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.
a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.
I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!