A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most important part of the super bowl.
Guy: Hey did you see that super bowl commercial for Doritos?
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!
The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling.
The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.
"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !
Wonder why it's called Christmas, was it about Jesus nah C for commercialism. Also applies to any other major holidays, Hollywood, the RIAA, etc.
refers to a rapper who makes an album or song that caters to the mainstream media instead of the urban audience.
People don't want to buy his album anymore because it's too commercial, it has no realness.
The blatant portrayal of extremely annoying human beings, doing extremely annoying things, and saying extremely annoying things in an extremely annoying and irritating tone of voice, usually in the presence of extremely annoying sounds or music, all in the name of trying to fool people into spending their $$$ on things they don't need. These days, the level of annoyance is very often to the degree where one is almost inclined to destroy their TV or radio out of anger and frustration.
Oh no! not another goddamned commercial. Ughh! This is torture! Shut up! SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP! Shut the F…………………CK UUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! (viewer kicks over his TV…..)
"I'm only having a laugh." "It's just a joke." "It's only for the benefit of the TV cameras." Said in a condescending tone when you played a trick on someone and want to tell them it's only a joke. Or when you accidentally did something stupid and want to pretend it was a joke. As popularised by Michael Winner on British TV.
Calm down, dear, it's a commercial.