Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Conki

Crazy and cranky at the same time.

"You sound a little conki" Or "You look a little conki"

by Conki June 05, 2020

Conkie

A booger or a snot.

Hey mate - you have a conkie up your nose.

by Blique October 16, 2017

Conkie

aka Conkey/Conky. when a Cow and a monkey mate, and have a baby. The results end in a Conkey/Conkie; half cow, half monkey. Also a sex position: your doing a girl from behind while shes eating grass, you beat on your chest like a monkey

Look at that Conkie over there! Im going to Conkie that hoe.

by RSaxaphone June 05, 2008

Conky

A cocky white person.

"George is so conky, he thinks he's better than all the black people." "That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"

by M and B September 29, 2013

Conky

Excessively black to a fault.

A ham falls out between a black woman's legs at a grocery store while yelling at her kids. She looks shocked for a moment and the says "Who threw that at me?"—Conky!

by Pray4rain September 29, 2011

conky

Another word for wonky

This desk is a wee bit conky...

by josquius April 15, 2004

conkie

A tight ass word that means awesome, sweet, cool, extreme, tubular, radical, gnarly, pimp, tight, swell, super, and most of all EPIC. The most uber cool word you can ever use to describing someone or something

Example 1: It's so conkie to go munting Example 2: Peter:"We gotta conkie up in dis bitch." Luke:"Fasho"

by HeyZuesChristo December 05, 2008